SharkEatingBreakfast

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Anon doesn't know what she's doing wrong in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 14 points 3 months ago

I've been hit on by a variety of genders and have never noticed a single time! Except for months/years later. .....I think.

Man beaten by Guardian Angels in Times Square plans to sue vigilante group in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 11 points 3 months ago

GOP mayoral candidate

Ahh. That tracks.

Shitbag.

Elden Ring Player to Sue FromSoftware Over High Game Difficulty in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 30 points 3 months ago

Frivolous suit. No false claims. No damages. The solution would be to just refund the game, you fool.

Boy, "news" is really reaching if they're reporting on a 4ch×n post.

A woman brought her own snacks to Despicable Me 4. Then the police arrived in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Believe it or not, being a cunt is not limited to the US.

Anon meets his dream girl in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
Anon takes some classes in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

We'll livestream our wedding on Lemmy & I'll reveal it there.

Anon takes some classes in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You are worthy of love, my dear.

Anon takes some classes in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
Anon takes some classes in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

~~Dick pic~~

With a friendly greeting, then an inquiry about what kind of hobbies and interests he has, probably.

Anon takes some classes in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

Drop me his email! Or whatever people use to communicate these days (with his consent, of course).

Anon takes some classes in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 months ago

Thanks! Maybe one day. Much appreciated!

Anon takes some classes in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 37 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Turns out, he was already married.

Lovely man, but he had some issues to work out. Wished him the best and forced myself to move on.

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