SharkEatingBreakfast

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[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yes I'm sorry my bad. Fake it until you're massively insecure and hateful because you feel you can't be yourself for the sake of attracting feeeeeemale attention. Then wallow in your misery when you realize that the problem might be a deep-rooted personal issue, but be sure to blame it on "normies" & wimmin instead of taking steps towards self-improvement and personal growth. ✨️❤️💵🤡🎉🎺❤️✨️

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 139 points 3 months ago (20 children)

The man I've come closest to falling in love with was a short, chubby, hair-thinning, stuttering goofball. He kept himself clean, well-groomed, and wore nice clothes that fit him.

He was so passionate about what he loved (art, cats, and European history) that I couldn't help but be absolutely smitten. His sincerity had me smiling from ear-to-ear every time I saw him get excited. Telling me about pieces of armor, paintings, music, and all kinds of other things, taking me to different places the way he spoke so happily about the things he cared about.

People can, more often than not, see through insincerity. Be real with what you like & who you are. The people who appreciate those things about you the real ones.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 15 points 3 months ago

I've gone on countless rants about how I loved Subnautica but loathed Below Zero.

In short, I hope that newest entry:

  • stays in the water 90-95% of the time
  • shuts up the protagonist
  • seriously.... shut up. Stop talking. Shut up. Let things be mysterious.

Seriously, Subnautica is one of my favorite games of all time and one of the first to make me care about it's world. I'm only harsh because I want to like it so badly.

Also: I felt like Below Zero was one long trailer for the next game. Especially the ending. So absolutely disappointed.. my kid still remembers my indignant anger at the ending more than the actual game, and still thinks it was the funniest reaction to the ending of any game we've ever played.

Thanks! I miss the feel of old image boards and niche forums.

In this case, I think highlighting the absolute goofiness of this entire thread fits well into the theme.

Thanks, I will! (:

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

My guy: it's literally the first line of your linked post.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (7 children)

"My posts keep getting deleted!"

— user looks into public info to find out why your posts might be being deleted —

"Shut up, r×ddit defender!!!"

If you really want to know, I've seen a lot of people just delete their old posts for privacy reasons. Trying to keep that internet footprint out of sight.

We're in the US. I just don't think he was used to the amount of extended ignorance, sometimes purposeful.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 95 points 4 months ago (12 children)

Met a guy at a German language meet-up who let me know that I was first person who didn't ask him any questions about / discuss WW2 or nazis.

He actually grew up in East Germany in the 80's— also not great, but no one he talked to even knew that Germany had once split. They only wanted to talk about WW2. It made him very uncomfortable.

We got to discuss a lot about American culture and people's weird obsessions and developed a close relationship. It was fun!

Folks be makin' jokes, but, sadly, animal trafficking is a real problem. Who knows what those poor snakes were going to be used for. It's tremendously sad.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 19 points 4 months ago

The Heritage Foundation, sometimes referred to simply as Heritage, is an activist American conservative think tank based in Washington, D.C. Founded in 1973, it took a leading role in the conservative movement in the 1980s during the presidency of Ronald Reagan, whose policies were taken from Heritage Foundation studies, including its Mandate for Leadership.

Oh ew.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

What's the Heritage Foundation?

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