SkaveRat

Nazi%

I know someone who bought a new laptop and complained that the display broke after only a couple weeks

It only showed a super dim display and the viewing angle sucked

I pressed the fancy new "privacy screen" button and it "worked flawlessly" again

Japan is super into lottery based sales. Even for things like concerts

Could be death metal lyrics

I'm rationing my greentexts. I only read one line a day

from 2022. Now both have his dicklett

If you listen closely, you can hear the heads of NSA people banging on their desks because of the funding stop

better than my searches

> how to kill orphan children

> unexplained zombies how to kill

world record crates on forklift

fyi, you can link with a ! to instances, and they get automatically converted to local user instance links:

!whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

only 435?

I'm disappointed with you, internet

They wanted people switching over from big name software to feel right at home