TallonMetroid

joined 1 year ago
[–] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If it works. Don't Teslas still have problems in his stupidass underground Vegas loop? And that's pretty much as ideal driving conditions as you can get.

[–] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 112 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Investing in actual education infrastructure won't get VC techbros their yachts, though.

[–] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 53 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Didn't Apartheid Lonnie refuse to pay rent for the office space for a while there? Did that ever get resolved or is he still defaulting on the rent?

[–] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 56 points 3 months ago (12 children)

No, see. Tooth decay, like carnivorousness, only began after Adam and Eve got expelled from Eden. Prior to that, everything existed in harmony sustained on thoughts and prayers.

[–] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 37 points 6 months ago (6 children)

That's because pretty much everything does cause cancer eventually. That's just a consequence of how cellular division works. The trick is knowing how much exposure to any given thing is needed to cause cancer, and whether you're likely to reach that threshold before you die of anything else.

[–] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

It's like langoliers, but eyes. Unsettling.

[–] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Also everything was orchestrated by the Illuminati before they got hijacked by a splinter faction of even bigger dickbags than the normal Illuminati.

[–] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

I mean, wouldn't paying for Truth basically be bailing President Loser out?

[–] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 25 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The way I see it, if you've bought a game from GOG you've already paid, so no one can truthfully say in good faith that subsequently grabbing a cracked version of the Steam release is a lost sale.

[–] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I have a MOLE?!!

[–] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Defendants also argue that Musk needed additional incentives to stay on at Tesla or he would spend more time at SpaceX, where he could fulfill his galactic ambitions to establish interplanetary travel, colonize Mars, and potentially earn more money in the meantime.

Not like he even actually does anything at Tesla anyway, between all the people they've got to babysit him and his spending all his time shit posting on Twitter.

[–] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Wait, what?! This had been listed as release date TBA for so long on my wishlist that I'd wondered if it got quietly canned or something.

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