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I have a shoulder injury. I'm down to 6 pain pills and i'm so anxious about requesting more.

Everytime we find a doc we like, they leave to do concierge medicine.

We still have allies?

We keep her on a window sill behind a curtain so she's not very good -we have to yell at her to manage the lights, tv, etc. Think I'll start asking everyday, "is Trump dead yet?" I a regular voice and see if the fbi shows up.

Oh wait, they mostly got fired, right?

There are so many useless bots out there. An archive bot would be great!

Jerboa. Tried several and liked it best.

I'm old. I'm not sure what part of lemmy is hard. It's just sign up, click a few things, download an app if you want. I don't even have to remember a password. You don't have to know how to build a car in order to drive.

Yes, noticed the influx of youngsters recently in the daily posts of 'how come my boyfriend won't talk to me', 'why are the girls at school so jealous of me', etc. Also, putting 19/f in the post. What's that about?

I was an adult when I learned that some people say flick instead of flip.

That's the T Rex option. Like when your two least favorite teams are playing and you want them both to lose. T Rex takes them all out.

Fun! Thanks for sharing!

I think i only follow Robert Evans. Have any ghost recs?

How can we speed up that asteroid?