Tolstoshev

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[–] Tolstoshev@lemmy.world 49 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Who cares what he thinks? He’s famous for mastering the art of spiral throwing a ball, which is a skill perfected by cavemen using spears to hunt with. He is no smarter or more educated than those cavemen were. In fact way less so due to the brain damage.

[–] Tolstoshev@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, "The Never-Ending Story"

[–] Tolstoshev@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

“Family”

[–] Tolstoshev@lemmy.world 28 points 8 months ago (3 children)

It’ll mean all the movies are in the public domain as soon as they are released, since you can’t copyright AI work.

[–] Tolstoshev@lemmy.world 51 points 8 months ago (8 children)

The guy on the left is so lazy he can’t even stand up straight to make his point. You got time to lean, you got time to suck cock buddy!

[–] Tolstoshev@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago

Nah, even my retcon explanation is a lie. I copied the quote from some famous quote website and didn’t catch the error.

[–] Tolstoshev@lemmy.world 57 points 8 months ago (2 children)

See, even quotes with errors in them get upvoted before someone can come along and correct them :)

[–] Tolstoshev@lemmy.world 110 points 8 months ago (9 children)

It was ever thus:

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

Winston Churchill

[–] Tolstoshev@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

4k80 has issues. It’s been harder for them to track down good prints and get the color correction right: https://www.thestarwarstrilogy.com/project-4k80/

[–] Tolstoshev@lemmy.world 37 points 8 months ago

The Madoff Mistake, a classic.

[–] Tolstoshev@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

But I would walk four hundred miles

And I would walk four hundred more

Just to be the man who walked four hundred miles

To bang you on your parent’s floor

 
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