UltraGiGaGigantic

joined 1 year ago
[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 months ago

Makes clean up alot easier.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

You donate money to your instance admins in their name.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I for one wish I could donate my corpse to necrophiliacs. Go nuts yall, have fun.

Just keep me cold so the meat doesn't go bad, the cannibals get my corpse next.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Democracy? We don't directly vote to choose our own way through life. We elect "representatives".

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I quit smoking cold turkey almost 10 years ago. I promised myself I can start smoking again when The Fall happens.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago

Awww man I was really looking forward to heroin in my later years.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 months ago

You already said it kills you faster then if you didn't smoke.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

The bigger servers i am in always have someone "boosting" it.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yikes, hope matrix really improves soon.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 18 points 3 months ago

The end is coming

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Does the nose insertion tube feed me cocaine?

I'm in

 
 

Matthew Lillard has such incredible range.

 

Please leave me alone.

 
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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml
 

"Pay 1/12th my rent this month."

Absurd...

No fucking way asshole!

Get bent.

Why would you expect that?


"Let's go to a couple bars tonight!"

Hell yeah!

Of course!

Sounds like a great time.

Why didn't you say so sooner?


Its the same money dipshits! We could have bought the fanciest beer and liquor and steaks for this much cash amd chilled in my basement. What a waste. I am surviving inefficiently.

Truly I do not belong on this planet.

 
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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml
 

Can't say I didn't try.

 
 
 
 
 
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