Xantar

joined 7 months ago
[–] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

She sounds fun at parties. SM parties that is.

[–] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 6 months ago

Plot twist, they're telling vegan to leave.

[–] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com -4 points 6 months ago

How likely are those EVs to turn into "combustion" engines ? I've heard crazy stories the CCP would like to cover up.

[–] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just saying it's not the friendliest way to enthuse beginners to this way of working.

I get it's frustrating, but when you're asking your first question ever, it feels like paying for everyone else. xD

[–] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 106 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (12 children)

Can't wait to get insulted by the AI for asking a "stupid" question and be told the answer has already been asked without a link but with a passive aggressive tone hinting my family tree might have been close knit akin to a thumbleweed.

[–] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 6 months ago

This is so cursed, I love it. What an adorable birb.

[–] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 6 months ago

What's the problem ? Everyone like a good bit of Roleplaying game, no ?

[–] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 months ago

"Do a barrel roll!"

[–] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 6 months ago

I cast Tasha's uncontrollable farts.

You become incapacitated and you emanate a poison cloud area that damage foes and friends in a 5ft radius.

Creatures with a fart fetish get advantage on attacks towards you.

Any creature in range can use their bonus action to jar your farts and sell them on the Fart market for 2d4 silver coins each.

[–] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago

A forbidden spell for sure. Even cruelty has its limits.

[–] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 months ago

Reminds me of the Fluorescent adolescent videoclip from Arctic monkeys

[–] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago

Nah, I'm my fantasies I go Rambo style and slice everyone with a tactical knife while wearing a ghillie suit and warpaint, before carrying my wife victoriously in my arms to safety...but that wasn't the point was it ?

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