Zozano

joined 11 months ago
[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Gimme one of those double pronger alien mits

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just thinking about how kinky it is that they're subservient to us. We tell them "no, you slutty little time zone, it's cold now, so we're gonna move the small hand back, and if you're good, we'll let you come an hour earlier in six months"

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 22 points 1 month ago (7 children)

real people

Ew

I only consciously fantasise about people who don't exist.

Sometimes they aren't even people, they could be abstract concepts, like a time format, or a plan.

Sometimes I even fantasise about concepts of a plan.

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 2 points 2 months ago

You're not making the point you think you are.

I understand the implications of both.

I don't truly call Australian Aboriginals "Australians", I was being facetious.

Also, I call them "Native Americans".

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That's what I said ;)

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 3 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Technically, Australian's aren't colonisers; they're victims of British colonisation.

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hygiene is like diet, one side does not fit all.

I know people who smell like an acid bath after a few hours of work. They'll get home, strip all the oil off their bodies, let their skin dry out and wonder why they smell like shit.

Others can sweat it out, and not smell. When I ask them about their hygiene habits, it's never a surprise to me to hear they don't use soaps unless they're very dirty.

Then there's Luke, fucking Luke. Smells like a rolled ball sack from the moment he leaves the shower. He even went to see a dermatologist about it and got told that's just his microbiome. For Luke, I'm glad deodorant exists.

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Mirror is a paedo anyway.

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol -1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

This got me thinking, what is a "true neutral" position.

Finding another cart which isn't returned, and adding yours to it.

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Would like an easy way to remember.

  • mnt = mount
  • opt = optional ?
  • etc = etcetera ?
  • proc = process ?
  • srv = server ?
  • var = variable ?
[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 8 points 2 months ago

For immersion.

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