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TikTok uninstalls are up 150% following U.S. joint venture in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] allriledup@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

wait, so chinese spying is fine, but american spying is not? So why are so many people on faecesbook then?

Microsoft Gave FBI Keys to Unlock Encrypted Data, Exposing Major Privacy Flaw in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] allriledup@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 days ago

Yes, I am indeed Linux people.

Anger as suspect in $100M jewelry heist said to be biggest in US history avoids standing trial – because ICE deported him in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] allriledup@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

oops. didn't mean to send that emoji lol. Dunno how to remove it.

it's truly a wonder how they accomplished this in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] allriledup@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

a person is smart. people are dumb stupid animals, and you know it!

Anon files a lawsuit in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] allriledup@piefed.blahaj.zone 38 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I’m on the fence about this one. On the one hand, everything is made up on 4chinz, but on the other hand, 4chinners are the type of people to fuck their sister. So…

Filipino woman worships green statue for 4 years, finds out it is animated character Shrek in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] allriledup@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Yup. No more stupid than someone worshiping a guy who lived 2K years ago whose mother had an affair and blamed a magical sky fairy.

Anon watches Super Size Me in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] allriledup@piefed.blahaj.zone 111 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Morgan died of cancer a couple years ago. Probably nothing to do with the raging alcoholism and the mcbinge

He took it literally in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] allriledup@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

Btw, he killed his friend because she rejected his advances. Ugh.

He took it literally in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] allriledup@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Stephen McDaniel. He was SHOCKED on the news when they told him they’d found the body that he’d dismembered. What a shit stain

“STAYVUN!!”

Anon and Rusty in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] allriledup@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

aww. you got me in tears bro :(

Poor kitty. At least she knew love, as fleeting as it was. Poor cat :(

One of my previous cats was a mother at a kitten mill. She'd never known love. She'd only ever known her bubbas getting taken from her. She was going to be euthanised if someone didn't take her as she could not have any more kittens as she was old. I wasn't really looking for a cat, but there's no way in hell I'd stand by while a perfectly healthy cat got euthanised. I had planned to find her a new home to live in, but when I got her, I immediately fell in love with her. So I kept her and gave her the best life i could.

When i first got her, she just hid under my bed. After a while, she must have realised that her hellish life was over. After a couple nights, she came out and she was sooooo lovey dovey on me. She had never known that. she'd only ever known pain and suffering.

I loved that cat so much. She's since passed away, but I still think about her. She was a great kitty. I only had her for a few years, but I'd like to think I gave her a great life for as short as it was.

Anon and Rusty in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] allriledup@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

aww. poor bubba D:

Hope she's okay now <3

Anon and Rusty in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] allriledup@piefed.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

of course. It was mostly just a joke. My cat definitely loves me. My cat greets me at the door when i come home and she likes to lay on the same furniture as me and just generally being close to me.