beefbot

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[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 months ago

LOSING them? Texas is already executing us fags and all the women who aren’t idiots, & I didn’t read about it?

I thought that wasn’t until next year

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 months ago

“Hopefully it will keep TechNews clean…” Narrator: It WOULDN’T.

https://lemmy.world/post/14794794

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You make some giant deal about always-not-tech Musk being shunted to the business section but here a month later is some Engadget post about some remote the shitter king wants.

BARELY qualifies as tech news, because NOTHING he doesn’t actually tech. He’s nothing but blowhard futureware.

PUT EVERYTHING MUSK INTO THE BUSINESS SECTION. IT’S NOT THAT HARD

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 6 months ago

You made some giant deal about Musk odor being shunted to the business section but here this is. BARELY qualified as tech news because IT’S HIM. He’s nothing but futureware & farts.

PUT EVERYTHING MUSK INTO YOUR BUSINESS SECTION SO WE DON’T GOTTA FUUUICKIN SEE IT. CHRIST

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 7 months ago

Agree, but for human tǔrds of his size I think you gotta bait his ego, like challenge him that he’s too much of a “pedo guy” to donate to the ACLU or something 🤷‍♂️

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

unsubscribe elon musk

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Idk— Tesla directed autopilot to disengage the moment before a crash, to ensure that the driver was held responsible. I sadly doubt any corpo would pay for its mistake

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 months ago

Ahh, laziness, impatience, and hubris! This is hilarious (“if true”, obv) & 100% unsurprising

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Did… my dad the used car salesman write this? Your post sounds plausible, but.. sorry, NO ONE cares about relationships with customers. Every last company is enshittifiable & thus inherently untrustworthy

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 7 months ago

Dammit, you probably aren’t wrong either.

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