buttfarts

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[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 21 points 10 months ago

Nationalize Boeing now

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 15 points 11 months ago

Now that's a rock solid plan that you can take to the bank!

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 40 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

No...no...no... the only way is to catfish and lie because nobody will love you ever. The most you can hope for is to momentarily fool somebody into thinking your are something other than what you are for one hot second. That's just Interwebz 101

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie....

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 13 points 11 months ago

I've started a Kagi subscription for my new search engine. Basically $6 USD per month but because it's a user-pay model they have a really good privacy policy and don't sell/analyze your data.

It's currently better than Google (which I still use search in the maps for reviews)

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Remember the show "Connections" from the BBC and they would take some technology like a steam coal shovel and explain how that somehow resulted in a series of cause and affect conditions that made the moon landing possible. It was like an hour of being spoon fed all this fascinating material in depth.

TV content used to be more nutritious for your brain. Then somehow everything became just pure fried sugar devoid of any beneficial or meaningful content. Why does everything end up being reduced to the lowest effort schlock?

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 6 points 11 months ago

That would have been sufficient to notice this update's borked

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 90 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Sounds like the type of thing the sickest fuck in the room would say to avoid suspicion

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Like those ass massaging power chairs.

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 12 points 11 months ago

I need some light racism with overtones of misogyny from angry asocial loners.

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I hate to say but everyone who said no dodged that bullet. If they took him in and eventually asked him to leave he'd off himself in that person's house instead.

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 10 points 11 months ago

I have a monochrome brother laser/fax that is old af. I don't mess with color because like you said if I want photos printed I'm going to get the big-boy printer at the store to do it.

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 2 points 1 year ago

When I first got to Reddit a front page post was like 1000 upvotes so Lemmy is approximately sorta the same level of users as when I first got to Reddit

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