darklamer

I've had a couple of domains (including one .com) registered under a made-up name for several years, nothing interesting ever happened.

This problem will be solved when all trains have been replaced with Hyperloop.

You could just read the article, it's in there.

Why would I do that?

Interpol!? We're not in a Hollywood movie, that's not something that Interpol would or could do.

[…] just as convenient and beginner-friendly as what Apple provides?

There's a reason why Apple is able to charge so much money for that — and that reason is that the answer to your question is no.

Are you new to the TSA?

Not new, my first encounter with them was many years ago now, when they were new, but I only ever have any interaction with them when visiting the US.

The TSA says the list of acceptable IDs is subject to change without notice.

WTF!?

No.

Important information: This only applies to the United States.

WTF!? [subscribe to jellyfish facts]

… and don't have eyes!