deegeese

Jailhouse stabbing of a witness.

Fixed your link: xkcd.com/1205

I also want to sell my shit for every purpose but take zero responsibility for consequences.

To shoppers, that is a distinction without difference.

I hear it happen to a stranger almost every time at Lucky or Safeway.

Happens to me if I try to scan even half as fast as they do at the real checkout scanners.

Now you’re just making shit up.

I’m not making a joke.

It’s a terrible design and these should all be scrapped until they make ones that don’t suck.

I need to buy groceries.

I don’t need to support replacing humans with shitty robots.

They expect me to do free labor for a huge evil corporation, but give me a scanner far worse than they give their paid employees, which scolds me every 10 seconds for not having enough space to put things.

“How dare they access their own messages!”