don

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Anon eats cup noodles in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] don@lemm.ee 36 points 4 months ago (4 children)

That is nonsense. I usually wait only three minutes. Five’s a fucking eternity.

Mexican President Threatens to Sue Google Over 'Gulf of America' Label on Maps. in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] don@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago

FUCK YEAH, DO IT DO IT FUCKING DO IT! Please sue the fuck outta those shitfucks!

Hate speech on X surged for at least 8 months after Elon Musk takeover – new research. in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] don@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

lol that’s like saying if someone eats shit, their breath’s gonna smell bad

Anonymous: Trump is making America weaker and we’ll exploit it - News Cafe in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] don@lemm.ee -4 points 4 months ago

Anonymous is bored again? Oh, okay.

DeepSeek iOS app sends data unencrypted to ByteDance-controlled servers in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] don@lemm.ee 10 points 4 months ago

Fucking duh

Why Mark Zuckerberg wants to redefine open source so badly in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] don@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

Several thousand is a lot, sure.

Why Mark Zuckerberg wants to redefine open source so badly in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] don@lemm.ee 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The time it took me to reach this conclusion, after seeing the headline, is measured in quectoseconds.

Anon tries to sleep in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

*deleted by creator* in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] don@lemm.ee 15 points 5 months ago

Flowchart? All I see is “NO - Do not use X”

Anon has an antique revolver in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] don@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

I see you assumed that two exact copies of the same problem required the exact same solution for both. If you will, allow me to show you where you went completely wrong.

Anon has an antique revolver in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] don@lemm.ee 23 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Why have one problem when you can just as easily have two problems of the exact same kind? Efficiency, if you ask me.

A bread knife in c/imageai@sh.itjust.works

[–] don@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

You can just stab that bad boy right into your stomach and instantly stop being hungry. You’ll also die shortly after, but you’ll’ve also killed your hunger.