don

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[–] don@lemm.ee 52 points 3 months ago

Well he did tell them to go fuck themselves, so it’d make sense for them to decide to just fuck right off.

[–] don@lemm.ee 35 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

"Keep it up, you're an example for everyone, for all the countries that maybe, and this might sound funny, (where) these families prefer to have a cat or a little dog instead of a child," he added, turning to Widodo with a chuckle.

You’re being weird af and you’re completely out of fucking touch, old man, much like a couchfucker over here I happen to know of.

[–] don@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

“You wanna Christmas card? You wanna Christmas card?! All right here, here’s your Christmas card!”

“😵‍💫”

[–] don@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago

Anon took the rather rare pmlol as a writing prompt.

[–] don@lemm.ee 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

Twice. At point blank range. To the back of the head. With an elephant gun.

[–] don@lemm.ee 49 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Whatever you may want, you do not want tardive dyskinesia.

Tardive dyskinesia (TD) is a disorder results in involuntary repetitive body movements, which may include grimacing, sticking out the tongue or smacking the lips.

And that’s just to start.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardive_dyskinesia?wprov=sfti1#

[–] don@lemm.ee 49 points 3 months ago

The manager cleaned up within a week, quit, became a day trader and is now a multimillionaire.

Meanwhile, anon has long since forgotten what his native accent was and still loves working at Hardee’s.

[–] don@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] don@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago (3 children)

WIAT, Y R U CALLIN IT SCREAMING CASE THAT SOUNDS FKN DUM TBH

L8R DOODZ

-SP4SEM4N B1FF

[–] don@lemm.ee 59 points 3 months ago

Pun bomb dropped. No survivors.

[–] don@lemm.ee 43 points 3 months ago

tf is your problem, anon, get tf in there and start inspecting

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