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"Yes, sir. Flagon of ale for the child rapist, sir. And absolutely nobody has done anything untoward in it, sir".

It's not to buy pizza on a lark.

Your tax dollars at work.

No, 'T' as in 'Tic-Tacs'.

And look out for the commemorative 150 Colorado Pogs Governor Polis is commissioning!

Y'know what uses the most resources, Sammy?

BILLIONAIRES!

Sound advice!

3rd ending: Retro gaming makes a massive comeback.

So applicants are being judged by AIs with all the training of a Facebook, "What your browser says about you' quiz?

Some of those lawmakers are probably old enough to have protested Elvis hip thrusting back when he started out.

There's a name for these kinds of people: Fuddy Duddies

Bear Grylls protested this.

Well, so long as he gets to guest star in it, call a black person the n word to their face, and suck someone's foot, he'll be happy.