manucode

This text has an incredible lack of substance. The typos don't improve it either.

Sandstorm

Bouncing around is probably not feasible for Metallica fans. Their mobility aids are gonna be a real hindrance.

Uns Deutsche gibt's auch noch.

Enter Sandman

The only thing I could discern was that this man probably did some type of sports, though I'm less than certain about that.

So why did the release of an insufficiently sexy M&M create a storm among US TV show hosts?

Taylor Swift's airplane and an Acorn dropping on a police officer

https://www.theonion.com/ninja-parade-slips-through-town-unnoticed-once-again-1819594662

Hey, my eyes are up here.

and some have sworn off flying altogether

I gonna take this as a win for the environment

Your father smells of elder berries