niptuckmyballs

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Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] niptuckmyballs@lemmychan.org 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I find Ambien gives me the same abilities he's describing.

Unfortunately the effects are only temporary.

I haven't figured out how to teleport without Ambien, yet.