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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yeah, but they're just thirsty by nature. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ Kinda goes without saying. 😝

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

I wonder if they function any way similar to the mic/speaker polydirectional thing. πŸ˜…

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Frankly, I think this is their way of asking nicely, "Please, take good care of this one in particularβ€” or it'll scream like a magic white boy jungle savior, and nobody wants that, right?" πŸ€”

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Ooh, so scary nowadays. Much wow.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

The Boondock Saints've gotcha sorted, then.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Fun fact: many of the sayings I grew up with are halves of themselves at best.

The ol' chestnut, "Great minds think alike", for instance, was originally followed with "but, rarely do they differ.", and that's a completely different message & tone.

"Blood is thicker than water" used to be "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb"β€” the absolute opposite of the common usage these days.

"Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back";

"The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese";

Idiom truncation is simply a part of diachronic morphism... though, when the cuckernutters're running things, systemic stupid reigns. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜ΆπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"Viberose" seems like something I'd gift to a lover before a long work-trip, to keep them humming happily while I was away, NGL.

"Vibarus" just looks like a peen pill, but that vibe-coding Icarus probably needed one. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Not the first time a 360-noscope was referred to as a "bubble pop". πŸ˜‚πŸ€ŒπŸΌ

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

swill bear

That's a different con.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

You're off the current quest path, but the devs were tuned for immersion, so you get a stick.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

...if the people weren't intentionally under-educated and manipulated en masse for generations to prefer illogical, irrational, and self-destructive patterns by their respective "government".

FTFY.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Wasn't that a Robin Williams flick?

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