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So... Planting them beforehand would have to happen by when, exactly?

He had a lot on his mind.

Is that Matt & Marisha?

Each one sounds like he lost his train of thought mid-utterance, distantly heard himself finish the "nickname", and is too much of a wuss to not double down & own it, every time.

I see your schwartz is as big as mine!

TIL asbestos' kryptonite is jet fuel.

I... feel like I'm there. Thank you. Now, I don't have to actually go. 😶😅

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FTFY

It's been that way since ~TTW, NGL.

GTFO.

Good thing that chair is there to protect all of us from that monster robo dong.

I mean, the fact that they didn't return me in a pine box for that price was kinda surprising, but I was grateful and decided not to tempt The Fates further.