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I mean, if anyone embodied the term better, I've not seen her. 🔥😱🫠

something something uncomfortably prescient metaphor... 😶

Sometimes that comedown be hard AF, tho.

Does that make Splinter the short King In Yellow?

When engaging in a rational discussion of facts and the other throws logic out the window... You have only yourself to blame for continuing as if the rules hadn't changed. 😶

In general? Civilization's fucked. 🤷🏼‍♂️

We are not so different, and I'm not opposed to your request, but the onus lies with you, friend.

Nah, that's so you wouldn't drink the bat juice & live for insurance to pay out. That'd get logged and flagged for review up top, but some clocker flatlines & froths out before medi even pings? That's just another on the pile. Next.

I hear ya, choom. The whole rock's fucked and we're just the last few koyo to slide off it. Though, I used to know a scrappy olblood from way back. Not even ink on 'im, much less any shine. Last I heard, though: one of his homemade bunker betties glitched and fried him instead. It's almost worth a stroll up the hill, to see if he's still kickin', but I prefer my face attached as it is.

Fair point, but this tarp over the hole I defend as my own "home" isn't a far cry from what us poors were expected to bow & scrape for the privilege of before the Last Day changed everything everywhere for everyone. 🤷🏼‍♂️ It's just hope seeping into common parlance again, I guess.

I don't, but the guy two tents over did. I made sure to thank him like a good neighbor, before closing our bartering session with a large rock.

On a scale of "baking a cake" and "ruffneck boarding party", how's your post-apoc future going? 🤣🤌🏼