otter

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

that's not based off of fucking anything substantial.

Dr. Crusher, I presume.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

Ah! Office Space was trying to tell us something! Dunno 'bout y'all, but I might keep a better eye on that there cornhole now. 🤔

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Microplastics and genetic deformities of the brain, more like, but yeah, the old ones should've been fulla lead decades ago.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Can't pass Basic, can't be a little soldier? Might as well be the weapon. 🤷🏽‍♂️🤢

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Hey, don't be mean to mushrooms. They don't deserve dead cops. 🥹

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Until they're weaponized...

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, yes, the ol' puke+diarrhea multi-flavor banger, and chock fulla mystery texture.

Genius. 😬

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

Should've involuntarily added him to the crew of that genius "submarine". Missed our chance.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 weeks ago

That's if it were facing the other direction, fyi. 😝

🎵The More You Knowww🎶

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Why single out presidents, though? I mean, you had me at "no more pedophile"s 😅🤌🏼

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Always always always use protection. See: sidebar. Happy sailing!

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