ouRKaoS

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[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Everything except that monstrosity of a controller.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 7 months ago

I dont use tiktok, but I might actually download a FossTok just to normalize FOSS for the masses.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 7 months ago

As long as there's bananas, everything is fine...

No bananas = villain origin story

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 74 points 7 months ago (5 children)

I heard someone say that his lawyers sedated him so he'd keep his mouth shut.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I love the spaced out look on his face. It's a look that says "I'm purposefully, blissfully unaware of reality, and if you pop this carefully crafted bubble you will suffer the wrath of the elder gods."

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 22 points 7 months ago

If this were true, people would actually go to the library more often!

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 10 points 7 months ago

--We don't compete with them.

Yes you do; you compete with them for employees. Walks out of interview

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 157 points 7 months ago (50 children)

And this post will be exhibit A in the divorce proceedings

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 20 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Seeing how cashews grow is the one that fucked me up.

Explains why they cost so much.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 51 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Those weren't bugs, those were "Skinnies", humanoid aliens.

They showed up in the animated series, but not the movie.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 7 months ago

A quick Google says the population of Ohio was 11.7 million in 2023. Since you basically need a car to get anywhere, I'd guess probably 40-50% of that for the number of registered cars, so at $2 a plate cutting the fronts saves you somewhere around $9 million.

Not much when talking about the budget for a State, but not insignificant.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 7 months ago

The version of me on North Sentinel Island is living his best life away from all the crazies and fucking up anyone who tries to disturb his peace.

... I'm jealous.

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