ouRKaoS

joined 2 years ago
[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 15 points 2 months ago (11 children)

GASP!

You mean... Proper capitalism!?

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago

I feel that someone with a large, heavy club could solve a few of our issues. Caveman tactics still work!

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago

So the Bible is inappropriate for all students and there's several parents I need to report...

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 3 months ago

Me, staring at password puzzle: ...i'll just hotspot my laptop this one time...

Narrator: It wasn't one time.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Liberal" is just another slur to them, like "woke."

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Membership is going to be linked to your DNA, the register will prick your finger to make sure you're valid.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 7 points 3 months ago

I made the mistake of thinking KSP was a game and not literal mother fucking rocket science.

There was a lot of explosions and no space.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

School shootings aren't real, they're just made up by the woke liberal media to push the gay agenda and make kids shit in litter boxes.

(/s, just in case...)

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Passings laws we don't like?

NO PORN FOR YOU!!!

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 3 months ago

So no one is going to by my Gretokens...?

(/s, just in case)

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago

Encrypted traffic and VPN use will be the next thing that flags you as a pirate and triggers a bigger search...

Good luck!

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