outhouseperilous

joined 3 days ago

Yeah, a bunch, and can you guess what i didnt do in that fantasy?

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

All that gdpness hot and throbbing in my mouth as i wrap my accounting department around it, and extract everything i can. I'll be methodical, ruthless, and messy, as i extract every last bit.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, but i have tried titanium, with mixed results.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

never wash away the blood

True irl too. Tried once, there's even more blood once you get past the skin.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 2 days ago (4 children)

'incorrectly'

That word absolutely reeks of being no fun.

What, may i ask, is the correct way to configure and use my computer?

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And you lived!?

Arch, obviously, but it was all arranged before hand. After care was lacking. Forgot to load that though, so it's kind of my fault.

Was more tjinking about takes.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago (3 children)

No but see if i keep the right details about the room in my minds eye, and point my magic hammer at my enemy, and chant the laws just right, they have to do it. Or you shoot a fireball.

Thats why you keep your focus the fringe on the flag; that keeps you firmly in earth magic; if you get distracted and think about the benches while chanting the law youre gonna do either fire or wood magic, and you do not want to accidentally summon a tree in a court room. Especially not if youre citing a powerful law when you do.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh shit, i guess they'll stop then.

I know right? Trick them, or just revel in the hate like a functional adult.

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