outhouseperilous

joined 3 days ago
[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh shit, i guess they'll stop then.

I know right? Trick them, or just revel in the hate like a functional adult.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

We all know dear leader, he dwells within our hearts. Or else.

On like 8, maybe, sure.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 3 days ago (6 children)

doesn't happen to other people

Because they're fucking cowards.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Thats so dystopian, that it can only screenshot every five minutes. Thank god i use windows, and get over 60x the frames-on my double 4k monitor setup. So much better than those filthy north korean peasants. I hope someday they have this freedom.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Perhaps i should have said hot, but seriously; more fun to not.

I can think of two reasons and both of them are hilarious.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 days ago (5 children)

The candle that burns half as bright burns twice as long, and you, my child, will burn so very long.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Exactly! Twice the value for my tax dollar!

Not that I've ever paid taxes, but, you know, if my accounting department all suddenly died in mid march some year, and i wasnt operated out of a PO box in a tax shelter, i bet i mightve had to.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Also we have to pay them whenever we want to use the code. Yes.

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