saltnotsugar

Weekend at Chase Manhattan.

Rizzo’s discount burial shredding! You dead ‘em, we shred ‘em.

Batussy

It is grand to live in the age where the secrets of the pizza lords are passed as easily as the wind blows into the trees.

Can I get a dime bag of some cosmic horror?

Wastewater treatment squirrels are expensive.

Mmm the taste of Ham’s Stroganoff Beef Stroganoff.

“Hey! It’s just beans!!”

This guy is all set to rock out with his cock out.

I’ve had this before but with a cheeseburger. Tasted like rotten meat over toast.

In the kitchen it hums with delight,

A mischievous microwave, quite a sight.

With a twist of its dial, a dance begins,

Uneven warmth, where chaos wins.

You see a lobbyist’s love is very different from that of a square.