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Well they're McDonald's fries so you can definately do worse.

Those three fill the bill pretty easily. I'd add Satisfactory for the snarky AI and the general disregard to anything not made of concrete or steel.

Didn't China just punt off a ticket to some asteroids? Viability tests maybe?

It's fairly on brand for Valve, one of their banners was a guy with pipe valve stuck to his head.

Carbon fibre is a big one.

The panels are plastic, so while this is a concern, they probably wouldn't get much for them. Bumper I'm less sure about.

Bitch steals spells and abilities from all of those bosses too, can't even beat us with all their powers combined.

Wait, postage stamps can be cancelled?

Even better

Wii was just 2 GameCubes in a coat with a fancy new control method. WiiU is another two on their shoulders so it can emulate Games from all three generations.

Collectable card game.

Nope, still Canada, made by a Greek though.