sulgoth

Buddy has a USSR ghost as his profile picture, I think he has a bone to pick with capitalism specifically.

I think the worst thing about them is they're all kinda bad too. No, scratch that, the worst part is that they still work.

By definition of their country they're supporting their government, through taxes if nothing else.

He doesn't see it as a waste, it's for him after all.

Well they're McDonald's fries so you can definately do worse.

Those three fill the bill pretty easily. I'd add Satisfactory for the snarky AI and the general disregard to anything not made of concrete or steel.

Didn't China just punt off a ticket to some asteroids? Viability tests maybe?

It's fairly on brand for Valve, one of their banners was a guy with pipe valve stuck to his head.

Carbon fibre is a big one.

The panels are plastic, so while this is a concern, they probably wouldn't get much for them. Bumper I'm less sure about.

Bitch steals spells and abilities from all of those bosses too, can't even beat us with all their powers combined.

Wait, postage stamps can be cancelled?