tetris11

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One for the night crew in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

With blame but my Germans is shelled. Lemmy in the inglish please?

One for the night crew in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 18 hours ago

ich nichten lichten

One for the night crew in c/memes@lemmy.ml
Anon studies Buddhism in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 53 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"Jesus... when you say 'get me off this fucking cross, so help me God'... is that a test? Or should we actually get you off the cross?"

( More ranting and screaming and moaning )

The disciples nod wisely at their leader's self-sacrifice for... their sins maybe? And he will always be immortal in their hearts, because they've already eaten him or something.

The disciples go home, wiser and holier and warily eyeing each other in confirmation of the deeper meaning behind their saviour's last words: "Guys, please, I'm not fucking around, get me down, please, I'm so fucking thirsty.... Jesus fucking christ"

And at this exact moment, we knew that everybody was, indeed, kung-fu fighting. in c/memes@lemmy.ml
Communism in theory vs in practice in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

Embrace nihilism and become the real change in the world? Inspiring!