thefartographer

As a Texan, I can't read goddamn thing between my wild diabetes eyes and rampant illiteracy

And become a pirate!

That's the moment where the fighters and the crowd attack and eat the announcer

"Ugh, now they're both crying..." Covers microphone "Someone hit somebody! God, in my 13 years of UFC announcing, I've never been more embarrassed..."

How's my mom gonna have time for that when she's busy with every male COD player ever?

So lidc my bukt and sudc on may baltz

Sooo... RFK Jr. is a child-molester? Who would even want that endorsement???

I understand that there will be splash damage

Heh heh heh heh. Splash damage.

Put them in the graveyard

FULL BRIDGE RECTUM FIRE

Versus some of that old fashioned homemade chain. HOW ARE THESE PROFESSIONAL PROTESTORS GETTING THEIR HANDS ON COMMERCIAL-GRADE METALS???

Oh, yeah? I'll show you! How to punctuation.