thefartographer

joined 1 year ago

Hitman Dev Hires Ubisoft Veteran For New James Bond Game, And He's Excited To Work On A Non-Sequel in c/games@sh.itjust.works

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

James Bond never threw a heat-seeking briefcase

The Motion Picture Association will work with Congress to start blocking piracy sites in the US in c/piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Thought about it and I don't like it. Motion carries. * slams gavel on homeless child's face *

7-Eleven plans to sell hot dog-flavored sparkling water in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago

Did you get yourself a cookie?

Man changes name to Literally Anybody Else and announces US presidential run in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 13 points 8 months ago

Holy shit. Call the burn ward

Eric Trump says he was laughed at while attempting to secure his dad's $454 million bond in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 14 points 8 months ago

He knows how to count up to 11,780

I would camp out to be the first to watch in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

And Richard Simmons respectfully replied asking Pauly Shore to stop

Apex Legends streamers surprised to find aimbot and other hacks added to their PCs in the middle of major competition via anti-cheat software in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No, put your bar in my holes

this club is the bomb in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I got the poo on me!

Roku got hacked in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 0 points 8 months ago

My doctor says I should reduce my cholesterol and sodium intake. No salted hash for me, thanks.

Dune Part Deux basically in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The People's Front of Fremen, Fremen People's Front, the Fremen People's Popular Front, the Campaign for a Free Arrakis, and the Popular Front of Fremen

boycott Nintendo products in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago

I am!

So that's what the different versions of emojis are for in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's so fucking cursed...