Oh wow! You think my writing is good enough that people might think I'm semi-literate??? Of all the replies I've ever received, this is definitely one of them, and I'll likely sometimes remember it!
thefartographer
joined 1 year ago
My boss bought me pizza once! It wasn't as good as the pizzas I used to buy myself, but who can afford non-work-pizza anymore?
I think work-pizza is making my teeth hurt, but my ex-dentist is all like "tell your job to pay me."
Hey, do any of y'all wake up crying, too? My boss says it's allergies in my home; my boss is so nice, they'll even let me stay at work extra-long so I don't have to deal with my home-allergies and they only need me to do extra work without telling anyone in exchange!
Anyway, I don't love work-pizza, but it's better than waking up crying!
Whoops! Another tooth fell out... I bet the new ones are gonna look beautiful when they grow back in like my boss said they will.
Shit, his bad day hasn't even started yet...
Whoa. Calm down there buddy. No need to yell.
Narrator: That was the moment that the entire Lemmy community successfully gaslit MrJameGumb into thinking they were the angriest little boi/gurl on internet.
What did the deleted comment say? Please don't scream at me
Yeah, I heard y'all are gonna do some sort of European Hands Across America where you're gonna collectively yeet one computer straight up towards the sun. Its airtime will tell you how fast it went. Anything more than 9 seconds is a Super Computer. More than 13 seconds is a Super Duper Computer.
My cousin told me that one kid at his school back in 2009 did their own computer throw at home that stayed in the air for 5 seconds and that's when entire companies were only getting 3.4 seconds max.
I. C. Weiner?
Only if you have an order with extra meat. The same problem goes for plumbers.
Yeah it does 😏
Can... Can you name mine?
Someone's gonna figure out a horror movie for this called The Refucker
Wow, way to hurt Robo-George's feelings...