thefartographer

While the "caste iron cookware" sounds fascinating, I'm mostly interested in these "navel ships"

Please don't edit your comment, the mental images I'm getting from it are fantastic

Holy shit. Most people I know who have lived in Lubbock left because "it's too small of a city and everyone knows your business."

I'd still chalk that up as a "pro" in the column for "life achievements."

If you'd said that there's a woman in Abilene who trusted you implicitly, I'd question our currently questionable friendship

Been to Abilene—had a bad time. Wouldn't recommend it. Story seems pretty par for the course.

What's that in freedom units?

"What was Windows even doing for us?"

Providing minimal malware protection while being actual malware?

Check it out, I'm a masshole! *toot*

Enjoy your mouth babies!

She's that lady who married the Unabomber from The Office

I buy the bread. I offer it to friends. TIL I'm an NPC