80% of my life is wasted effort. 15% is giving up at "good enough." 5% is me looking back at my choices and and saying "yeah, I guess that was a good idea after all."
thefartographer
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I have a cast iron griddle that I use once a year at my mom's house. I leave it in the outdoor grill when I'm done using it and don't even clean it. The next time I go to use the grill, I take out the cast iron griddle and just leave it out in the elements and it rusts like crazy.
Then, the day I'm ready to use it again, I scour the shit out of it, heat it up to 500-600°, throw some oil on it like a greased up whore, and get the lowest quality seasoning on it.
Then I use it to grill some ears of corn so they don't turn black from the soot of all the wood I burn to heat the outdoor grill. Once the corn is done cooking, I close off the grill and tell the cast iron griddle to go fuck itself.
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I'm Soviet Russia, don't fix broke you!
Giuliani is still confused why Trump likes looking into the shiny blank glass. Also why garlic makes him bleed
Have you ever met a toddler? Try doing peekaboo 4 times with a 3-year-old and then tell them you're bored. Unless you're willing to deal with screams for 16 hours, you're only about 996 peekaboos away from a satisfied toddler.
Locking an iphone for only 10 years sounds like a toddler with a short attention span.
How do they even afford to eat???
Thanks! I'm glad to know that it's not a reference I'm familiar with and totally missed.
Just read a summary and review. Sounds terrifyingly good!
Please help with context?
He looked much better after putting on a few pounds and beating the shit out of a blind lawyer
Meant to put 450. They're the humvee driver of people only slightly below average height
I wouldn't trust Musk for anything!
Not for a million dollars, not for a Brazilian dollars, not even for a trillion dollars!