thefartographer

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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 85 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Your thoughts and prayers are all we need

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

How dare you call mean science-person! I'm a proud moron and can feel the pain!

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Michael Bay should start clearing space to display his second Oscar

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

If they're all like Vivian, that doesn't sound so bad

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

That's cuz Stephen King is a trash writer from trash Maine!

Not really though. I love Stephen King books, except when that fucker made me cry reading The Green Mile.

I actually know nothing about Maine, I was just going for the low-hanging fruit

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't know personally, but a number of other lemmings outside of USA and UK have mentioned that it's essentially their version of the n-word

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 51 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

To heal your soul, you heeled his sole

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You'll note that the story says TWO oysters were stuck to it, which would likely be able to conceal one cookie. The author says that they opened the oyster before the cookie danced inside. If we consider the "inside" of the oyster as the part now on top, then it doesn't seem all that ridiculous for the cookie to have danced on one oyster. You have to be careful, though as it could easily distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 92 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 20 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Nope, I think Elon is really onto something. Woke schools means we can't go to space anymore!

LOOK WHAT WE MADE HIM DO!!!

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 10 points 4 months ago

Do... Do you think she got a brain freeze?

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