Yes, would you listen to this Jerkface? They speak the truth!
thefartographer
joined 1 year ago
Fat Texan checking in: my blood is 1/3 ranch
Sometime took their wiping super seriously
~~23~~8.3% of polled Lemmy users do not remember the news cycle nightmare of Rachel's nipples and that most of us were too busy checking out her hairstyle.
That's the best summary of any Friends episode ever
But there is babby in crar. How girl get pragnent?
Woke toddler was working for Big Baby to make Tesla look bad
Also, firefighters are just beefy sexy shills for the axe industry
Where's the door?
Alternative headline: "study finds that people don't like subscriptions that tell them to eat shit"
Yes, Netscape really shot themselves in the foot with their premium browser and then shit in the wound with Communicator. All that Microsoft contributed was forcing people not to work with the septic poo-footed browser, but getting caught up in that kind of detail would have made people stop reading my comment. Gotta farm every sweet little upvote I can get so that my family will finally be proud of me when they print my karma in my obituary.
This'll end up just like the Microsoft/Netscape Navigator antitrust suit where Microsoft got broken up and sued out of existence for trying to suffocate Netscape Navigator by denying it access to the Windows Operating System. Netscape, originally the underdog, super-won and turned into Mozilla which is now a multi-trillion dollar company that provides a shining beacon of consumer rights done right.
Oh wait, I just remembered: Netscape died and barely anything changed—only the public ever really loses. Billionaires paying thousands of dollars in fines to fight for their turn to shit on their customers.
It's gonna be really difficult not to piss on my pants through the crevasse under the toilet seat with this guaranteed boner material