xavier666

it would motivate the companies to focus on quality and repairability

CEO : No, not that kind of forever

• We will move the mouse for you
• We will enable mouse accel when we think you would want it
• Pre-click the buttons

I didn't want to do this but RTFM!

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Crowdstrike CEO: Did it crash the phone?

Time to take a knife and check for sure

Seriously /s Don't harm yourself!

Just standard corporate dark patterns

This is the biggest issue. Devs will make mistakes while coding. It's the job of the tester to catch them. I'm sure some mid-level manager said "let's increase the deployment speed by self-signing our drivers" and forced a poor schmuck to do this. They skipped internal testing and bypassed Microsoft testing.

Wait till you hear of how much COBOL in industries...

In times like this, I usually recite my favourite haiku to calm myself down.

Fun fact: I use Linux on my personal PC

And my home server

And my hosted server

And my home router

And my phone

And my work PC

Perfectly balanced