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Anon awakens an ancient evil (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 168 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

"I'm going to teach your women to read, and encourage your children to go into a different profession than their fathers'!"

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 73 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Make women show their ankles in public next

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lewd.
Where?
Which evil specifically & where can I find it??

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What about noses?

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Noses don't have ankles, stupid.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 10 months ago

Depends on the religion, I guess.

[–] Lena@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago

This could be an anime

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

Those are, on average, still consisted extreme political beliefs, so a war is inevitable - choose your side.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 3 points 10 months ago

"...and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there, only just the night before, about eight o'clock."