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[–] Undearius@lemmy.ca 184 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (5 children)

This is from the city where it's illegal to be homeless. One man even collected over $100,000 in fines for being homeless.

Yeah, that'll help.

[–] manqkag@sh.itjust.works 111 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Man that sounded wild to me, so I dug around a bit and it's fucking true. Although the amount is closer to $110,000 it's still insane.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 94 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Hey, we heard you can't afford a house, so we're charging you fines in the amount of what it would have cost to buy a house.......we're so cool! We solved homelessness! Because now if you want to be homeless, it actually costs more to NOT buy a house. So you may as well just buy a house!

We did it guys! We ended the concept of homelessness! High five!

[–] manqkag@sh.itjust.works 47 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I mean why don't the homeless just buy a house? Are they stupid?

[–] NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz 40 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Have they tried just being rich and buying their own building to sleep in front of?

[–] manqkag@sh.itjust.works 33 points 5 days ago

Maybe it's their broke mentality that's the issue bro stay on the grind 🔥 💯

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Something something bootstraps and avocado toast?

[–] 4z01235@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago (3 children)

we're charging you fines in the amount of what it would have cost to buy a house

Oh how I wish I could buy a house for that kind of money. You should go look at what housing costs in Canadian cities.

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago

The prices are ludicrous and the salaries are a lot less than our US counter part.

It's funny because during the Covid, at the start of the latest housing bubble, we saw so many people saying "it's easy, just move to a place where it's affordable just like I did". People have done that, and now even in bumfuck nowhere it's expensive and people are now complaining that their bumfuck nowhere has become too expensive for them.

Shit's fucked yo.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

If you can produce $110k in fines you can probably also pull off a downpayment and at least a few years of payments. If you can’t buy a house that’s still several years of renting.

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

$169k https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/27687505/158-douglas-avenue-fredericton

Although the being sold "AS IS, WHERE IS" is a bit concerning. Flood risk maybe?

[–] resonate6279@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Fairly common for older houses.

I'll be selling mine "as is where is" in a few months. Nothing wrong with it, just don't want the liability. Buyers will have an inspection and then make a decision on whether or not to buy it from that report.

Bought for $80k, put a ton of work into it, and will be selling for ~$250k, stair stepping into what we really want. (Also, USA, not Canada)

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago

It's in Fredericton. It's so tiny, I don't know if I can even call that place a city.

[–] Undearius@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Yeah, it was from awhile ago. I couldn't remember if it was one or two hundred thousand. I've corrected my comment to be more accurate. Here's an article on it.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/montreal-homeless-man-100k-fines-1.3473707

Aaaah, I love living in a capitalist hellscape

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 16 points 5 days ago (2 children)

What happens if the man does not pay? Will they put him in jail?

[–] moody@lemmings.world 47 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Canada does not have debtor's jail. Nothing will really happen except that more fines will keep racking up. No collection agency is going to take on a homeless person's debt, so eventually those debts will just disappear, assuming he makes no effort to pay them off.

In the meantime, if he tries to escape homelessness, it's a lot harder nowadays to find an apartment with a landlord that doesn't check your credit, and 100k+ in unpaid debts looks really bad.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago

In the ultimate act of irony… Maybe they’ll put him in a house.

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

What a fucked up country.

I mean every country has it's problems but jeysus wept.

[–] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (5 children)

It's not "being homeless" that is illegal, though. It's drinking in public, begging or sleeping in the metro. And it sure is tough not staying in the metro during winter. There are some organisms that can provide shelter, but not enough for everyone, and it usually cost a couple dollars, which not everyone have everyday. And it's a real problem on both sides, as the metro was not meant to become a shelter for the homeless, and people have been complaining more and more they feel unsafe there.

"The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread." - Anatole France

[–] zaph@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sure "being homeless" isn't the crime itself but you're being naive if you don't think the laws make homelessness illegal. What are they supposed to do? Go find a piece of land no one has claim to and freeze to death?

[–] Danquebec@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

La Maison du Père costs 1 dollar a night, and they'll let you in if you explain that you can't pay the $1.

Some just don't like shelters. They don't like the rules, other people, or fear getting their stuff stolen.

[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Which orgasms provide shelter?

[–] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Organisms, and probably that kind of beast that Luke Skywalker cuts open and uses for a sleeping bag to survive the cold.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside..."

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 2 points 4 days ago

The Tauntaun beast

[–] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago

As someone else said, there is La Maison du Père that provide (almost) free shelter.
Otherwise, there are provincial, municipal and private orgasms that help as they can with some services for reinsertion. Like the "L'Itinéraire" magazine.
The SPVM (police department) are also there to help during interventions with people with mental illness, in crisis, or to give references for some government's services. During great cold they are often outside to distribute goods and coffee. They don't just give fines.

[–] redisdead@lemmy.world -3 points 4 days ago

Here they made being homeless illegal so they can force people into shelters/mental help/rehab/etc.

Much better than letting them shoot up heroin in parks all day.