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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon tries to be attractive (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 45 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Cause he wants a rimjob, obviously

[–] superkret@feddit.org 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And who can blame him?

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

i wonder how much modulation would it take for a bidet to support such features.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

picture of Japanese toilet control panel

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

wonderful, thanks.