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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 59 points 4 days ago (6 children)

I'm about to be 40. I smoke. I don't exercise. I eat like shit.

I get erections like I was still in puberty and am horny pretty much 24/7. When the fuck does this shit stop?

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 41 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Especially when you take certain meds for it...

[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Nah, they don't stop the errections. They just stop you from comming. You can still be horny as hell, there's just no release.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

What I take doesn't stop me from getting an erection or having an orgasm at all, I just rarely think about sex. Libido is very low. I still love sex. I very rarely masturbate.

[–] fnrir@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah... Neither helped. Any other solutions?

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You can get really cheap Viagra online. It's awesome. Downtime between rounds is like five minutes.

[–] fnrir@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Sure did. Lost the plot of the thread because I was replying to a bunch of comments. Enjoy your libido while you have it.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 days ago

I'm 47 and still get morning wood and very horny 24/7 it's normal for you if it's always been how you are.

Just so you know though. I exercise and eat right. Smoking, not exercising and eating like shit are all taxes against your future self.

Hey, for real, tho. You should quit smoking. Just get the starter pack of chantix, follow the directions, and be sure to eat before taking it. It's really not that hard and the stupid chantix side effects go away once you stopped taking it.

I want to see this happen. You can do it. And if trump brings down the whole house we can both go grab a pack of cigs.

[–] Horsey@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

why would you want it to stop...?

[–] manmachine@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Time to check your prostate. Could be hormonal imbalance.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 58 points 4 days ago

I check it daily. Doesn't feel any different. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago