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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon introduces himself (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 53 points 4 days ago (2 children)

When I went to school, one kid during that exercise said that his name was so-and-so, and one thing he liked to do was stick his thumb up his ass.

He was known as "Thumbs" for the next four years, possibly longer. I actually don't think I ever learned his name, he was just Thumbs.

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I knew a kid who was caught beating his meat on a school trip, and was thereafter known as Spanky.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Surely older than 4th grade, puberty for boys tends to not happen until 6th or 7th grade.

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yep, it happened in 8th grade so people called him Spanky through the end of high school.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Maybe today he'd be Super Meat Boy.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago

Definitely a learning experience for that kid.