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[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I knew a kid who was caught beating his meat on a school trip, and was thereafter known as Spanky.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Surely older than 4th grade, puberty for boys tends to not happen until 6th or 7th grade.

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yep, it happened in 8th grade so people called him Spanky through the end of high school.

Maybe today he'd be Super Meat Boy.