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[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 73 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Wait I thought the racists wanted less brown people they're really sending mixed messages here...

[–] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Not exactly, they need a permanent underclass of slaves

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Have you been to Israel? They go out of their way not to exploit Palestinians for labour. Most of the Israeli labor class is imported from Thailand.

Its pretty crazy and shows just how genocidal those people are. They literally want them all dead.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well no, you add children to no resources and no shelter and you get demoralization and greater overpopulation and a noticable impact on crime and life span.

[–] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 months ago

Sounds like future slaves to me. They - the billionaires - want to kill most of us worldwide and enslave the rest.

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Bombs and bullets tend to be more effective than condoms.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The results of a century long proxy war in the middle east seems to beg to differ. The UN in 1994 held a meeting in Cairo about using women's education as a method of reducing rapidly growing populations across the world most notably in the middle east.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

They want to be the ones making fewer brown people

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

They also get hard-ons when brown people suffer. It's a balance act.