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Anon becomes a shrimp farmer (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The one thing OP is missing is the type of shrimp. Don’t bother with food shrimp. That’s unprofitable! The real money is in fancy aquarium shrimp like these:

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 17 points 2 weeks ago

I have never wanted an aquarium shrimp before, but I think you just found yourself a customer sir!