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[–] NaevaTheRat@vegantheoryclub.org 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

All the blokes I've met that are happy in love are just gentle and respectful, especially of consent.

Turns out, and I know this is a shocker, we're not fucking aliens we just want to be treated as equally valuable and interesting people.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If you were getting it on with aliens, you'd be especially valuable and interesting.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A lot of women I know would love to get it on with aliens, but are stuck with humans. Mind and gentle Terrans are worth settling for I suppose…

[–] areyouevenreal@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

I mean I am at least normatively a guy and I would have to consider a relationship with an alien. Could definitely be interesting. Humans are very flawed creatures and are frequently disappointing.

Those prelubed long grey fingers just do it for me mate.