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Andrew Tate 'not welcome' in Florida, Ron DeSantis says (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Trump will probably give them cabinets posts, they seem suitably qualified to join his inner circle.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 15 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Department of human trafficking control

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago

Department
Of
United
Collaborative
Human-trafficking
Efficiency

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago

Department of human trafficking ~~control~~. --FTFY

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

We are establishing a department of rape and scams, and these guys know all about it. Look at them now. With a tear in their eyes, the Tate brothers said Mr. Trump we'd be honored to head the department of rape and scams, and we'll be sending you some bitches as soon as possible.