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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I dunno how exhausted or drunk you’d have to be to pass out with one of those things inserted. Seems like it’d feel like a turd half out and your body would prefer you deal with that and not fall asleep.

[–] Pazu900@lemmy.world 36 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Spoken like somebody who's never used a butt plug

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, that’s why I said “seems like” and not “when I do it (this) happens”.

You do you.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You should also do you... with a butt plug.

Lol, I appreciate the sentiment.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Nah good ones are pretty comfy and after a while if you don't cause it to shift you forget it's there

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Why are you even wearing one atp if you forget it’s there 🤣

Because when you do shift around slightly...

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

Because being suddenly reminded that it's there is the point.

It's the unexpected sensations that are the most powerful.