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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (5 children)

You don't understand how awful it is to have studied both physics and history. Everything is so horribly misrepresented everywhere all the time. I'm losing it

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Psych background, it's bad too but nothing makes me scream more than the "you only use 10% of the brain" crap. When that movie all about that came out I absolutely lost it.

[–] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

ugh, i feel like twice a week im having to tell people "using one hundred percent of your brain is called a fucking seizure"

[–] superkret@feddit.org 3 points 11 months ago

We only use 10% of our brain, just like a traffic light only uses 1/3 of its lamps.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Maybe the movie was about epilepsy ?

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

We have unlocked you full potential... seizures.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 11 months ago

Reminds me of the scene in Friends when Rachel looks Ross dead in the eye and says Jurassic Park could have happened and his entire brain goes into meltdown

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hey, these sharks aren't going to fuck themselves, buddy, get back to work.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

That weed won't smoke itself either

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is there a username_checksout community, yet?

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

!usernamechecksout@lemmy.zip ~200 subscribers

!usernamechecksout@lemmy.ca ~100 subscribers

!usernamechecksout@lemmy.ml ~40 subscribers

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wow they're all inactive, but thanks!

[–] superkret@feddit.org 2 points 11 months ago

Good. It's Reddit culture and doesn't belong here.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

I've got a chemistry degree and I do reenactment and how average people lived throughout history is a big hobby of mine.

Media hurts me so much.