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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 69 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Why is Jeff missing an arm?

[–] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 52 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Jeff didn't follow the machine shop floor rules.

[–] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 8 points 11 months ago

That's why Jeff has a desk job now

[–] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 months ago

People and their loose sleeves

[–] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's why you always leave a note.

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[–] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 9 points 11 months ago

We don't talk about that here.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

He had been holding his stapler too tightly.

[–] Jeff@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

On this very night, ten years ago, along this very stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building...

[–] evulhotdog@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Diabeetus.