Why is Jeff missing an arm?
this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2023
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Jeff didn't follow the machine shop floor rules.
That's why Jeff has a desk job now
People and their loose sleeves
That's why you always leave a note.
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We don't talk about that here.
He had been holding his stapler too tightly.
On this very night, ten years ago, along this very stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building...
Diabeetus.
Jeff, you're killing it!
awww, you're sweet
Thank you!
Lookin all right Jeff.
I found the gator that took your arm Jeff.
Why the fuck is he missing an arm?
Diabetes, the only thing sweeter than him is his blood...
He had to point with the left arm huh…