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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 80 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Elon needs to die for the good of the human race

[–] lemel@lemmy.ml 34 points 5 days ago

He and Trump. The world would be a much better place.

[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Him and the entire MAGA cult. Toss them all in a Tesla to the sun

[–] VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Don't need to toss the Tesla that far for it. Seven or so stairs should suffice hahaha.

[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

Yeah, but then you have to deal with the environment impact. Just toss them in the sun. Lol