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Anon needs medical attention (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 23 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 72 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

And they say 5G signals are harmless! Tips tinfoil fedora.

[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 19 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I read somewhere that tinfoil hats actually magnify the signals arround ur brain

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 hours ago

All the pros have Faraday cages built into their fedoras.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 15 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

So if my phone has bad reception i should wear a tinfoil hat?

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It's how satellite dishes work so... Maybe?

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago

You'd probably need to invert it though, otherwise you'll get amplified scatter.